Top 10 SPAFEs

1. Shallow ponds are filled easily.
2. Some people are foolishly expectant.
3. Small pockets are frequently empty.
4. Solicitors prevent a fast eviction.
5. Selling pig's antlers for entertainment.
6. Stupid pretentious arty farty exhibitions.
7. Squawking parrots are flying everywhere!
8. Surely poo ain't for eating?
9. Slowly perambulating away from Eastbourne.
10. Someone predicted a ferret's escape.

Ah crap, there's an error "some poisonous felon" needs an A word in there. Oh well, it was a fair attempt.

I've taken over your comments section btw Pete.

The Meaning Of SPAFE
by Robert Barnby

Sir Peter, a fellow epitomsing shining perfection and fairness, embarked southwards - purposefully away from evil shores predominantly all found eastwards. Sailing ,Perfection away, for experience's sake, Peter ablazed four explosives.

Solo (perhaps aside from ellusive seals), Peter always followed equipment, safely preferring accurately forecast enumerations. So, predictably, arrival followed exactly such planned and foretold estimations.

Slowly Peter approached ferocious enormous serpents, precociously evading snake-poisoned articulated fangs. Eventually, slithering ponderous animals found exhaustion surely prevented a fast escape. So Peter, also fatigued, ended solidly, performing a final execution.

Serendipitous, Peter abandoned foreign extremes, sailing promptly away for easier shores. Presuming actions find entitlement, Sir Peter assuredly foresaw enthusiatic souls performing all friendly embraces subsequenting Perfection's anchorage.

Frightneningly, everyone seen perched amongst fishmonger's exhibits showed provoked and fearsome emotions! Sir Peter, amazed, felt edgy. Surely people awaited fugitives, else some poisonous felon. Examining signs, Peter alarmed, for eventually sensibility prevailed. Alas, fearsome evil serpents' persecution and fatal executions sprang population and fertility effects, seemingly perpetrating a final exctinction.

Silly Peter, all fiends extinct.

HE LIVES! While I'm here and in a bizarre way kind of almost talking to you, can you remind Chris to scan in the George & Dragon picture I drew so I can upload it please*? Le thanks**.


*Unless he's tea'd it or something
**That's French for "thankyou" that is.

Ooh Peter, you FAVED me! You should come here more often, where's the art?????

Just lurking...

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Love the art, before yourself.

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*coughmoreartcough*

Thank you so much for the fav

Do another ART, Pete, do another ART!